my last one was too philosophical. I think I might rather be boring

More evidence as to the fantastic properties of carrots - one day, all of the rest of the world will realize how fantastic they are

And this is a somewhat disturbing take on cyber sex

Finally, what I can swear to you is the world's ugliest dog, and his girlfriend, the world's ugliest cat

I also feel obligated to share the best peanut butter cookie recipe ever...now I'm not normally a peanut butter cookie fan, but this is truly the essence of what peanut butter should be:

1 cup peanut butter
1 cup sugar
1 egg

7-8 minutes at 350 degrees.

I swear. Best peanut butter cookies around. Just give them a few minutes to ool first

/boringjournal